There's a great big Internet-connected network of the future coming, America, and I am afraid.
My wife, the long-suffering Mrs. Funny Money, is all thumbs. And I mean that entirely as a compliment.
Head's up, Funny Money fans: In honor of the end of summer and start of a new school year, here's a pop quiz! Our topic? Your automobile insurance.
I've got a number of good financial reasons to celebrate here in August. First, my boy, Funny Money Jr. or, as I call him, Li'l Money ('cuz that all he leaves me) will soon return to school, ending his constant and costly assault on America's strategic lemonade reserve.
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