All booze being equal (12 ounces regular beer equals 1 ounce spirits equals 5 ounces wine), some booze is more equal than others when you’re out on the town with a potential significant other.
Or so implies a survey by Wist, a personalized dining app for iPhone, which found that 61 percent of men on a date prefer their “dream woman” sip a glass of wine or a specialty cocktail. Only 18 percent of fellas surveyed envision their ideal lady ordering a brewski.
We’ll pause a moment for you to collect your senses and a beer. No judging.
OK. We get that what (and, to a greater degree, how much) we drink can offer insights into our mood and intentions, if not necessarily our character and dateability. And we get, too, that when we let our libations speak for us — especially when we’re female, and especially when we’re with strangers — what those drinks say isn’t always what we meant.
Hard liquor, for instance, isn’t known for its tact. Consider: “Sex on the Beach,” that perennial co-ed fave. But a martini is hard liquor, too, albeit of a classier set. So are mojitos and margaritas, the gal dream date drinks preferred by 26 percent of men.
It might be a visual thing.
“A cocktail just looks more ladylike. It’s still booze, you’re still drinking, but it just looks better (than beer),” said Ben Jackson, general manager at the Ritz in Colorado Springs, who for 18 years has served couples on dates at the upscale, downtown restaurant.
“I certainly see ladies drink more wine and martinis,” he says. “It’s all about the way you’re perceived. If we served beer in a fancier glass ...”
But a pint of beer, when properly juxtaposed with elegant, though, can be a thing of beauty, said J.D. Rocha, a bartender at V Bar.
“If a woman is in a nice black dress and orders a beer, that’s cool. It means she can get down and be one of the guys,” said Rocha, noting that some people on a first date opt not to imbibe at all, for fear they’ll be perceived negatively as a “drinker.”
Even though women represent the fastest-growing segment of the craft market, beer in the abstract still calls to mind certain dusty gender stereotypes: Beer-drinking ladies are loud, outspoken and opinionated.
A k a, “not very ladylike, I guess,” said Rocha, with an apologetic laugh.
But “beer” is as vast and varied a class as “cocktail.” Bud Light and Smokebrush Porter are distant cousins thrice removed, if that.
And while modern generations put fruity, “umbrella” concoctions such as daiquiris squarely on the distaff side of the cocktail spectrum, remember that such drinks entered pop culture thanks to manly men such as Ernest Hemingway and Hunter S. Thompson.
It wasn’t too long ago that Kaiser Wilhelm II supposedly said, “Give me a woman who truly loves beer, and I will conquer the world.”