OK, so this one leaves us a little confused. FC Dallas President Dan Hunt, left, and chairman and CEO Clark Hunt, right, present newly hired head coach Luchi Gonzalez, center, with his team jersey during a news conference. They do realize that coaches don't wear the jersey, right? So what is he supposed to do with the jersey? Wear it to the team Halloween party? Wear it when he's washing his car? Use it as a dipstick rag? I say he regifts it to, like, a nephew or something.
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