Abby: Woman with little experience wants to live it up

Dear Abby
Jeanne Phillips

Dear Abby: I’m in love with my boyfriend, and we’re about to move to a huge college town. We’ve dated for two years and I want him to be my husband, but at the same time I want to live life. I’m not 21 yet, and haven’t experienced life. I want to go to a bar or club and dance with whomever, maybe even have a hookup if it were to come down to it. I have never had a one-night stand and I don’t think I would, but if it came down to it — who knows! I don’t want to hurt him, but I want him to be happy. He’s happy with me and I’m happy with him. What do I do? How do I tell him I’d like freedom to be a ho?

Need To Experience Life

Dear Need To Experience Life: Explain to your boyfriend exactly the way you have described it to me, and if he is like 99 percent of the men on this planet, your problem will be solved. “Ho-Ho-Ho!”

Dear Abby: I’m 48 and the father of a 3-year-old son I love very much. His mother, “Chelsea,” is 45. They live with me, although Chelsea and I are not romantically involved. Our son was an “oops” baby, but we chose to live together so we could have him in our lives.

Since moving in, Chelsea has decided she’s not responsible for any part of the household duties, nor does she have to sustain herself as we had previously agreed. I work full-time and pay all the bills. I also do the cooking and cleaning and pay for Chelsea’s cigarettes and personal items. She claims she wants to be a stay-at-home mom — although she is more “stay at home” than “mom.” This infuriates me and has led to many arguments.

I have tried reasoning with her and talking rationally; nothing works. It has turned into one shouting match after another. What can I do to set her straight while not putting our son at risk of suffering from all of this fallout? Throwing her out is obviously not the answer.

Doing It All in Arizona

Dear Doing It All: While it would have been nice for your son to be surrounded by two loving parents who get along, that’s not how it has turned out. You should not be forced to shoulder as much of the responsibility as you have been saddled with, and living in a house with parents who are at each other’s throats is not a healthy environment for a child. Chelsea seems to be lazy, and I wonder about how conscientious a parent she is if she sits around smoking with her child in the house all day. Talk to an attorney about assuming full custody of your son. Because his mother refuses to work, it follows that she’s in no position to support him. He is old enough for day care or preschool during the hours you are working. Tell Chelsea if she can’t abide by the agreement you two had when she moved in, she’ll have to move out.

Contact Dear Abby at or P.O. Box 69440, Los Angeles, CA 90069.