Every year for the Woodward Dream Cruise, the auto writers at The Detroit News business desk manage to wrangle a bad-boy car for me to drive during cruise week.

This year they lassoed me the hairiest, scariest car I’ve ever scored: the aptly named 2015 Dodge Challenger Hellcat that produces a beastly 707 horsepower.

(Consider this: the 60-ton Abrams battle tank produces 1,500 horsepower, plus there’s no place to hang a tray if you stop at the A&W for a Papa Burger.)

The engine compartment alone is bigger than most Japanese apartments. When you hit the ignition, the rumble of the exhaust says “and where do you want to go, little boy?”

Dripping with testosterone, the exhaust produces a growly vibration that could churn milk into butter.

Honestly, the only thing that would make it better would be if the tailpipes smelled like bacon.

After ignition, I glanced at the Hellcat’s 8-inch display screen expecting it to flash “you are not worthy,” but instead it offered about a million options, including a choice of AM/FM/Satellite radio, traffic/weather, voice activated navigation, audio settings, phone, sport or track mode for steering and suspension, plus a clear and sharp-as-a-tack backup camera.

There’s more: dual climate control, hot and cold seats and steering wheel, the ability to monitor quarter-mile times, G forces, real time horsepower and torque output readings, compass, blood pressure cuff and automated rectal thermometer. (Just kidding about the cuff and the rectal thermometer.)

Here’s another unique option: the Hellcat features two ignition keys, one red and one black. The black key limits your peak power to only 500 hp while the red ignition opens the door to the 707 hp Hemi.

So far I’ve kept the Hellcat in the 500 horsepower range because basically I’m a chicken.

Have I “punched it?”

Nope, but I’ve given it a pretty good nudge a couple of times.

I went from one zip code to another in very short amount of time while the speedometer rolled up faster than the digits on a gas pump.

OK, but let’s get serious for a moment here and talk about gas mileage.

WHO CARES! It cranks out 707 horsepower and has enough torque to escape from the clutches of one of those massive black holes astronomers are always kvetching about.

The pre-option starting price for this particular Hellcat is about $60,000. Would I buy one?

Sure, if I was richer, skinnier and about 150 years younger.

But I’m sure that’s how I’ll feel on Saturday when me and the Hellcat prowl Woodward.

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In Livonia and Redford Township, the freeway is completely closed between Telegraph and Newburgh for reconstruction. This project ends in mid-October.

M-1 (Woodward Avenue):

In Royal Oak, SB Woodward will be closed between Normandy and 13 Mile from 7 a.m. until 9 a.m. on Saturday for a run/walk related to the Woodward Dream Cruise.


In Macomb Township, EB and WB will have two lanes closed between Hayes and Heydenreich from 9 p.m. Saturday until 5 a.m. Tuesday for road repairs.

U.S. 12 (Michigan Avenue):

In Canton Township, one lane of EB and WB is closed between Lotz and Pershing until 2 p.m. Monday for road repairs.


In Rochester Hills, the road is closed from Livernois to Paint Creek Trail for widening and reconstruction. This first phrase of the project ends in mid November.

Pontiac Lake Road:

In Waterford Township, the road is being resurfaced from M-59 to Cass Lake. Expect delays. This project ends in late August.

Big Beaver:

In Troy, there are intermittent lane closures from Dequindre to Rochester for pavement repairs. This project ends in late September.

Big Beaver:

In Troy, there are intermittent lane closures on EB from Adams to I-75 for the replacement of concrete slabs. This project ends in late September.


In Troy, the road will be closed at Big Beaver on Aug. 18 for repairs to the roadway. During the closure the detour route for Adams traffic will be Maple to Coolidge to Wattles and back to Adams and vice versa. This project ends in late November.

Middle Belt:

In Farmington Hills, the county is extending the right turn lane into Hillel Day School, in an area between Northwestern and 14 Mile. Expect occasional delays. This project ends in late August.
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