Nuggets from the internet

Paul W. Smith

Both conventions are history.

Now we move into histrionics.

Please permit me this short respite from the (endless) presidential sweepstakes talk.

Some of the stuff sent my way from the internet is, at best, tedious. Some can be kind of humorous, like these nuggets:

■My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go!

■I just did a week’s worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.

■I don’t mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes.

■A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.

■Kids today don’t know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk through 9 feet of shag carpet to change the TV channel.

■Kids today don’t know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 5 miles to school, all up hill, both ways.

■I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented...I forgot where I was going with this.

■A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money, so I woke up and searched with him.

■I think I’ll just put an “Out of Order” sticker on my forehead and call it a day.

■Wake up with us this coming Wednesday and Thursday from 5:30-9 a.m. as we present our annual broadcast from the Center for Automotive Research (CAR) Management Briefing Seminars. It’s located at the Grand Traverse Resort & Spa in Acme, near Traverse City.

There’s lot’s of news that will affect all of us.

Paul W. Smith is host of “The Paul W. Smith Show” on WJR-AM (760) from 5:30-9 a.m. Monday-Friday.