Michigan State is No. 1 in something.
ESPN.com's Myron Medcalf ranked the 10 scariest mascots and No. 1 was Sparty, though Michigan State fans might disagree.
Medcalf's reasoning: "So ... at what point should we start testing mascots for PEDs? Guessing Sparty keeps a stash of steroids in his locker. It's not like anyone would check for fear of the pummeling that would follow. Seriously, though. Is he on something?"