Pat Forde of Yahoo! Sports, in his weekly college football column Tuesday, named the five biggest "dumpster fires" among college football programs in America, and Michigan came in at No. 1.

Forde recites a litany of the Wolverines' woes this season, from the Shane Morris incident when he played while injured against Minnesota, to athletic director Dave Brandon's resignation, to the dismissal of defensive end Frank Clark, then ends the piece by saying: "The inevitable final act in this epically disastrous season should come in two weeks, when Hoke is fired. The only thing that could be worse would be keeping him."

The other programs in Forde's top five: Florida, Texas Tech, North Carolina and South Carolina. He makes special mention of Florida State, calling it "a dumpster fire that wins."