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A field goal. And a whole lot of punts. That was the story of the first half of Super Bowl LIII between the New England Patriots and Los Angeles Rams, and things didn't get a whole lot better in the third quarter.
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A field goal. And a whole lot of punts.
That was the story of the first half of Super Bowl LIII between the New England Patriots and Los Angeles Rams, and things didn't get a whole lot better in the third quarter.
And as expected, the amateur comedians took to Twitter to yuk it up as the Patriots were on their way to a 13-3 victory.
The Maroon 5 halftime show didn't help.
Some of our favorite tweets:
Drinking game for Mormons
— Eric Rosenthal (@ericsports) February 4, 2019
Take a shot every time someone scores a touchdown
Let's pause this game to bring you Red Panda
— Seth Davis (@SethDavisHoops) February 4, 2019
Let’s deflate the balls and score some touchdowns!
— Dan Woike (@DanWoikeSports) February 4, 2019
I'm laughing at everyone upset with the lack of scoring .
— John Kirby (@john_kirby) February 4, 2019
I'm seasoned and prepared. I watched MSU play football this year.
lol the super bowl record they've set in this game is for "longest punt"
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) February 4, 2019
A Star Wars IX Teaser is the only way to save this game.
— Paul Oren (@NWIOren) February 4, 2019
Every year everybody says the halftime show was terrible. This year everybody will be right.
— Grant Paulsen (@granthpaulsen) February 4, 2019
1st down: THIS IS IT!!!
— Alex Shibutani (@AlexShibutani) February 4, 2019
2nd down: THIS IS IT!!!!
3rd down: THIS IS ITTTT!!!!!
4th down: That was it?!?!#SBLlll
Jim Nantz is giddy because of a punt. That’s what this game has become
— Brett McMurphy (@Brett_McMurphy) February 4, 2019
This Super Bowlis like watching two baseball teams bunt against each other. And, it’s on pace to last 4 hours. Where are all the pace of play complaints?
— Marc Waite (@WaiteMarc) February 4, 2019
At this rate, this Super Bowl will wind up Maroon 5, New England 3.
— Skip Bayless (@RealSkipBayless) February 4, 2019
This is not the Super Bowl. It's Minnesota-Purdue at noon on ESPN2.
— Koster (@KyleKoster) February 4, 2019
Super Bowl: 👎
— Anthony Castrovince (@castrovince) February 4, 2019
This: 👍 https://t.co/9vngxmVm9C
Super Bowl halftime nipple rules feel inconsistent
— Katie Nolan (@katienolan) February 4, 2019
Hey- wanna watch a 3-0 football game and then jam out to some Maroon 5? pic.twitter.com/igwNIXtgGz
— Will Swenson (@thewillswenson) February 4, 2019
your “Maroon 5, Patriots 3, Rams 0” tweet is very funny and unique! you should all feel very proud
— RAMMMMMINNNNNN!!!!! (parody (@GetRitchDieRyan) February 4, 2019
These teams are playing like they know whoever wins goes to the White House
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) February 4, 2019
When the Super Bowl was in Detroit, we didn't have moves like Jagger at halftime. We had Jagger.
— Matt Friedman (@mattfrieds) February 4, 2019
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